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Ryan was spawned from the union of a male and a female of mostly Irish descent. He grew up enjoying life, and despising Satan--like all good Irish boys. He currently dreams of becoming a film writer/director, and has already done some film work of notable unworthiness. He loves Jesus, and refers to himself in the third person--again, like all good Irish boys. Also, he is Irish--like all good Irish boys. Sometimes, Ryan gets a kick out of going to the park and playing random homies in basketball. He can beat most of them, and has fun dunking on guys that look at him and dismiss his worth as a court god. He likes being underestimated, and he likes artichokes (and potatoes, by default). One time he met Alf on a playground. Also, here is one of the most brilliant quotes ever spoken by mortal man: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol"--Steven Seagal. Yeah, crazy people are nuts!